5 signs on the closet door: "We aren't at f***ing commie camp. Clean up after yourself!" "A clean kitchen: My anti drug. (Mess = Drugs)" "Stop war! Clean the kitchen! Make love, not mess!" "This is a kitchen. This is a kitchen on drugs. The drug is lack of cleanliness." "Ask not what your kitchenette can do for you, but what you can do for your kitchenette. - John F. Kennedy"
Look at the awesome hammer and sickle
I'm proud of the kitchen because it's the cutest kitchen ever. And it has a flying microwave. Note the fork amidst the chaos.
I'm pretty sure that's what he said.
6 signs next to the closet: "Mr. T says: I PITY the fool who doesn't clean up this kitchen!!" "I love a sanitary kitchen" "Dugma: set a CLEAN example for others!" "I love Clean Maureen!" "Don't be a Messy Jessie. Please please clean up after yourself" "Be a Clean Maureen! Wash your dishes and utensils promptly, then put them away as soon as they're dry!"
Note the "Mr. T's Bling."
Four signs on the fridge: "Have you eaten other people's food today? How rude!" "If you are in K1 or K2 this food is not for you!" "Throw away your rotting food please!!" "A messy kitchen = war!"
"Cleaning up, till the end of your trip, is required in this kitchen!"
This sign is based on a sign seen on our bus on the way to our Tiyul. "Seat belts, till the end of your trip, are required on this bus!"
"Yo' Momma don't work here!! Clean up!"
Two signs near the floor: "Je ne suis pas un pizza sur la planché. OK?" "The kitchen floor DOES NOT like your pizza. Clean it up."
Signs on the wall, including "We won't dry if you leave us in the sink!"
"Look up!" sign points to the highest sign.
![Sign posted very high in the kitchen: "A dirty kitchen means that the terrorists win. [Twin towers on fire] = Messy Kitchen"](kitchen-Thumbnails/12.jpg)
Sign posted very high in the kitchen: "A dirty kitchen means that the terrorists win. [Twin towers on fire] = Messy Kitchen"
This was my finest creation. I especially like how graphic it is.
The creators of the signs